I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
why is half of my head shaved?
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