How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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