I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He kissed a someone with a penis
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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