white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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