I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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