508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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