So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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