Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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