Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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