i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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