they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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