I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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