Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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