Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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