I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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