Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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