Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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