I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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