Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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