operation have a gay friend backfired
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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