so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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