I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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