I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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