She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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