So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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