their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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