So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She bit a glass in half.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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