he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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