take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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