that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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