Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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