I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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