well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize