I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize