another moral hangover. fuck.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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