He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize