i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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