I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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