im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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