i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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