what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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