I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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