Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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