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I can only date guys with blackberrys

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I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me

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(810): I can only date guys with blackberrys (810): I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me http://tfl.nu/t7yh

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(631): View more from New York

Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin

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Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.

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(631): Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin (856): Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts. http://tfl.nu/olt8

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(773): View more from Illinois

I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.

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(773): I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier. http://tfl.nu/mu3y

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(443): View more from Maryland

My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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(443): My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat. http://tfl.nu/c3g0

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(352): View more from Florida

I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex

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(352): I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex http://tfl.nu/73ql

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(734): View more from Michigan

So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

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You're 20.

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IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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(734): So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear. (810): You're 20. (734): IT'S BUILD A BEAR! http://tfl.nu/k2jt

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(626): View more from California

Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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(626): Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting. http://tfl.nu/7nt8

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(541): View more from Oregon

Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?

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(541): Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone? http://tfl.nu/1eib

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(540): View more from Virginia

it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on

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(540): it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on http://tfl.nu/dgug

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(519): View more from Ontario

Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"

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(519): Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake" http://tfl.nu/m7yz

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex

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(215): I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex http://tfl.nu/v0s4

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(913): View more from Kansas

The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.

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Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from

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(913): The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero. (816): Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from http://tfl.nu/rsiz

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(972): View more from Texas

Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.

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(972): Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday. http://tfl.nu/3qlk

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven

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(215): Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven http://tfl.nu/y2y3

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states

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(860): I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states http://tfl.nu/e5c2

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