Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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