How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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