ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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