I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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