We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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