You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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